Oh my God I'm gaining so much weight it's ridiculous.
I can feel the love handles developing.
What is earth.
HAHAHAHAHA I JUST FOUND THAT ON THE INTERNET THAT IS SO ME.
But honestly, that is quite literally very, very, very me. I've been doing Jim Wendler's 5/3/1 weightlifting program (except with dumbbells because the AC gym doesn't even have barbells what is life) and I've been doing essentially...